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HOLLYWOOD - In 2004, Hilton fortune heiress Paris Hilton successfully trademarked her name, and the saying "That's Hott"; planning to adorn T-shirts and other items with the newly copyrighted phrases. However, one wonders what she was thinking when, at the same time, she also decided to copyright her vagina. Regardless of the initial intent, the strategy appears to have backfired with a Federal Judge's ruling yesterday that Ms. Hilton's poke hole is now public domain.

HOLLYWOOD - Amid rumors of engagements, break-ups, and marriage, it looks like Hollywood's "it" couple are actually brother and sister. That's right. Insiders say that Vince, Jen, and Vince's Dad were spirited away over the weekend to Hawaii, where the adoption papers were drawn up, legally making Jennifer Vince's sister.