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STARBASE 6 – On Stardate 2185.4, a 34-year-old Vulcan male was admitted to the Starbase Six Medical Facility, complaining of rectal bleeding. A Medical Tricorder scan revealed a live Tribble lodged in his anal canal. Traces of Quadrotriticale were also discovered, but appear to be unrelated.

LAKE BUENA VISTA - Only one day after Mickey Mouse appeared on Palestinian television teaching children about AK-47s and Jihad, the U.S. has launched a surprise raid on Disney World in an effort to capture the rebel rodent. The operation, which commenced at daybreak, was designed to take Mickey by surprise. So far, troops have come up empty-handed.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Who says George W. Bush doesn't have a sense of humor? In a stunning twist, it was revealed earlier today that the trial and execution of Saddam Hussein was all staged for an episode of MTV's hit series, "Punk'd." An MTV spokesperson explained that the idea came from President Bush himself, and was retaliation for Hussein punking Bush over WMDs back in 2002.

HOLLYWOOD, USA - Funeral services were held today for the man who brought us Yogi Bear, Tom and Jerry and The Banana Splits. Joseph Barbera, who died Monday December 18th of natural causes at age 95, was remembered fondly by friends and family as a man with integrity and class, who could take numerous blows to the head with a frying pan.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Who says George W. Bush doesn't have a sense of humor? In a stunning twist, it was revealed earlier today that the trial of Saddam Hussein was all staged for an episode of MTV's hit series, "Punk'd." An MTV spokesperson explained that the idea came from President Bush himself, and was retaliation for Hussein punking Bush over WMDs back in 2002.

Lothar here... This is great news for any Seinfeld fans out there... especially if you love Kramer, as it's a Kramer-centric episode. There's some bootleg footage up on yourdailymedia.com. Follow the link and enjoy!