HOLLYWOOD - Amid rumors of engagements, break-ups, and marriage, it looks like Hollywood's "it" couple are actually brother and sister. That's right. Insiders say that Vince, Jen, and Vince's Dad were spirited away over the weekend to Hawaii, where the adoption papers were drawn up, legally making Jennifer Vince's sister.

"We thought it was time to put an end to all the marriage rumors", explained the siblings in a formal statement to the press. "Vince and I have such a great relationship...", reveals the former Aniston, ..."we don't want to ruin everything with a prenuptial agreement and a lavish Hollywood wedding. It would be a spectacle." Vince agrees... "The paparazzi would be all over us", he explained to the two thousand, four hundred and forty six reporters and photographers crammed into his childhood bedroom, where the two will reportedly sleep in bunk beds for the time being. When asked who will get the top bunk, Vince joked, "Now that Jen's my sister, I think I'll be on top for a change." And how does it feel to go from a sexual to a non-sexual relationship overnight? "Oh, believe me, I fucked the shit out of her last night," Vince revealed. "And she can still give me a hand job. We checked into that."

The new family members hope this may start a trend throughout the Hollywood community, and even amongst normal people too. Woody Allen and Roman Polanski have already expressed interest.