Lothar here... thought this was too good to be true, but the trailer is already online over at iFilms. I love that Marty's not afraid to delve into unmarked territory with the Muppets. But I'm worried that I saw no sign of Miss Piggy in the trailer. I know her salary demands are usually high, but I figure to work with a legend like Scorsese, she'd lower her asking price a little.

Lothar here: Spoilerama officially went live on Oct. 2nd, 2006 at midnight, but not before a star-studded extravaganza at Jekyll and Hyde's in New York City. Here are some of the highlights:

Steve-O Walks Through South Central Wearing An iPod For Jackass 3

Paul Reubens Sits Through First Full Movie In Years

Hotel Heiress Begins Shooting "One Night In Paris 2: Bone Appetit"

T.O. Nearly D.O.A. After O.D. In TX; O.J. Wanted For Questioning

NEW YORK - Looks like the self proclaimed "King of All Media" is out to conquer another new medium: or is he just running scared? Rumors are running rampant that Howard Stern is unhappy with his paltry 4 million listeners on Sirius Satellite Radio, and wants to widen his audience. Stern has repeatedly remarked that a return to regular terrestrial radio is out of the question, due to the limits imposed by the FCC. So where does one go to garner a larger audience? Look no further than Western Union.

HOLLYWOOD - Earlier this year, when actor Danny Glover traveled to Caracas to meet with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, things couldn't have gone smoother. The two hit it off so well that Glover brought Chavez to his hometown of Harlem, to promote an offer to sell heating oil to low income Americans at discount prices. However, it appears that the two comrades are on the outs, ever since Glover made a return trip to the land of poppy, and discovered his nephew playing with a black crayon adorned with the racial slur "Negro".

Ralph Macchio Whacks On, Off

Johnny Knoxville Killed By Common Cold

Andy Dick Blows Tranny On I-495

Mel Gibson Denies Existence of Movie Schindler's List

Lothar here, with exciting news about the new Knight Rider movie. You might be wondering why I used a picture of "The Hoff" for this article when it's been rumored that he won't be in the movie. Well, my sources tell me that he's DEFINITELY IN the movie, but no word yet on whether or not he's playing Michael Knight.

HOLLYWOOD - In 2004, Hilton fortune heiress Paris Hilton successfully trademarked her name, and the saying "That's Hott"; planning to adorn T-shirts and other items with the newly copyrighted phrases. However, one wonders what she was thinking when, at the same time, she also decided to copyright her vagina. Regardless of the initial intent, the strategy appears to have backfired with a Federal Judge's ruling yesterday that Ms. Hilton's poke hole is now public domain.

"Snakes" Sequel To Be Titled "Snakes, Trains and Automobiles"

Stallone To Fight Kids Who Won't Stay Off Lawn In "Rocky VI"

Natalie Portman Cuts Off Foot For Upcoming Role

Judge Says: Mills Doesn't Have Leg To Stand On In McCartney Divorce Case

Lothar here... don't know how I feel about this news. I mean... I think "The Rock" is a good choice to play "The Paddle", but "The Ball" is the more difficult role to pull off. It's not easy to make viewers believe in a square ball. Is Jack Black really the right choice? We'll have to wait and see. Of course, this info is only a rumor. Here's what our spy uncovered: